she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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