what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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