I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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