when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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