what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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