careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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