Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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