Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
that is very illegal...i love you.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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