At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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