you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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