If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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