Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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