I think my fart just growled at me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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