Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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