Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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