I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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