Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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