You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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