Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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