the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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