well most of my day revolves around power hour
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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