You can't special order awesome
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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