Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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