New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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