Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
