dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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