I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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