I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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