she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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