You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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