did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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