Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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