i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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