Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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