If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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