road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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