At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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