just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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