i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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