they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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