People with herpes should wear stickers.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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