ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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