they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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