We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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