Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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