a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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