Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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