i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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