party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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