I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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