ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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