You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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