It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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