Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I FOUND THE LEGS
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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